xesheria pl0x

saintdoriangray:

Guitar, Drums, and a very sore throat. Stiles rambles. A lot. Yup. Hints of Sterek.

Lycanthropic Tendencies - Stiles

My honey’s got a boyfriend, they’re rolling in diamonds rings
(and we’ve got a store of wolfsbane in the back)
Hold still or we’ll bite you, claw you, fight you, show your fangs
(i’ll show you how I work with mountain ash)
And this teleiophilia is grabbing ahold of me
(maybe this year, I’ll make lacrosse first string)
Losing all control because my baby can’t control his heat

And all the Adderall
In the universe couldn’t save me from
A werewolf’s call
to let his honey know his darling
Alpha’s on
the way to save the town from a dire end

Chorus
This is just another teenage romance I’ll mess up 
And I’m just another teen wolf fairy tale back drop
This is just another teenage romance I’ll fuck up
This is just another teen wolf fairy tale, starring Scott McCall

 Bestie’s got a girlfriend, they’re rolling in his back seats
(I know that you can’t help your lycanthropy)
Babe’s got a Camaro, and I’ve got a run down Jeep
(His sister could’ve fixed it for me, sister could’ve fixed it for me)
And these lycanthropic tendencies are grabbing ahold of me
(He’d rip my throat out with his teeth) 
I swear that I meant bestiary, not bestiality

And all the Adderall
in the world can’t keep me focused on
Scott McCall
and his problems with the Argents but
My Alpha’s on
his way to save me from a dire end

Chorus

HOLY SHIT! Best thing I’ve heard all night. I’m in love…with STEREK!